Post by Jen on Feb 12, 2012 14:13:07 GMT -5
My Interview with Celtic Thunder
This is just a Funny Story I came up with if I got to Interview the guys and trust me this isn’t real nor this would happen and the guys would never act like this ha I know it if they did it would be scary and weird
(Author’s note) Psst come here. Whispers okay I did not actually get to interview Celtic Thunder… as much as I would like to I didn’t…well anyway I did not mean this in ANY way as an insult to Celtic Thunder… its just a funny little thing I wrote at 9 pm at night while I was bored…don’t ask…well anyways here ya go!
Hi people! I was given the honor of interviewing Celtic Thunder yes CELTIC THUNDER!!! (A single clap is heard from audience) I said CELTIC THUNDER!!! (3 people clap this time) (Sigh) oh well…my name is Jen but everybody knows me as Jen X. well here ours interview:
Me: wow…it’s so cool to actually be here to talk to you guys!!
Ryan: ha yeah.
Keith: (drinks Guinness)
Daniel: (Plays imaginary drums)
Emmet: (falls out of chair) Whoops (gets back in chair)
Me: Okay… well let’s get this interview started
Me: so…RYAN!!
Ryan: HUN?? WHAT?? Oh. . Yeah?
Me: What’s your fav food?
Ryan: Well I really like-
Keith: BEER!! BEER IS MY FAV FOOD!! (Chugs Guinness)
Paul: KEITH! BEER ISN'T A FOOD!!!
Keith: oh….
Me: Right… Ryan? You were saying?
Ryan: Hun? Oh yeah um uh I really like Um I don’t know.
Me: (blinks) okay….
Keith: BEER
Emmet: Be Quite!!
Keith: I really like MAC AND CHEESE!! Ha ha YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY BEER DIDN’T YOU?? DIDN’T YOU???
Me: (Stares) chill out man…
Keith: okay!
Emmet: (falls out of chair) Whoops (gets back in chair)
Me: Scary…okay um next question… um this one if for all of you, Have any of you ever saved a kitten from getting hit by a car?
Ryan: no
Keith: Maybe
George: What was the question?
Emmet: No
Daniel: Yeah
(Everyone stares at Daniel)
Me: Really? Care to share?
Daniel: Um sure (starts talking EXTREMELY fast) Well you see this one time I was walking home from school and, and, and I saw this kitten in the street and I ran out and I grabbed it and threw it in the bushes!!
Me: Was a car coming right for it?
Daniel: no.
Me: so you didn’t technically save a kitten from a speeding car
Daniel: but a car could have been coming!!
Me: okay. Whatever you say… NEXT QUESTION!! Um uh RYAN!!!
Ryan: Yeah?
Me: Where do you live??
Ryan: Why?
Me: I just want to know
Ryan: I live in a house
me: Do you live…ALONE?
Ryan: Yeah…why?
Me: NO REASON AT ALL!!! Okay next question…GEORGE!!!
Me: This is the most important question in the entire interview! What did you have for breakfast???
George: What kind of question is that??
Me: Just answer it!
George: Oh…my wife made pancakes.
Me: What was on those pancakes?
George: Butter, syrup
me: Yummy…
George: Yup (drinks beer)
me: now RYAN!!
Ryan: HUH?? What? Oh yeah what?
Emmet: (Falls out of chair) Whoops (Gets back in chair)
Me: Do you like…fortune cookies?
Ryan: Of course!
Me: What are your most fav things to do. While eating fortune cookies
Ryan: Um I like to write lyrics
Me: oh…that’s cool
Ryan: Yup
Keith: BEER
Emmet: Stop saying that
Emmet starts poking Keith
Keith: Starts crying
Emmet: (keeps poking him)
Keith: (stops crying, drinks beer)
Me: Right…
(Several minutes pass)
(Crickets chip)
Keith: BEER
Emmet: (falls out of chair again) whoops (gets back in chair)
Daniel: (Still playing imaginary drums)
Ryan: OOO I KNOW!!!
(Everyone stares at Ryan)
Me: (wakes up) HUH?!? WHAT? Oh… what do you know Ryan?
Ryan: MUFFINS!!!
Me: Hun?
George: MUFFINS?? WHERE??
Ryan: MUFFINS!! My fav food is muffins!!
Me: um okay…
Ryan: I sure do love muffins!
George: oh. I thought you meant…that. Well I just… um. (Drinks beer)
Me: Okay…um DANIEL!
Daniel: (Stops playing imaginary drums) yeah?
Me: um…what are you playing there?
Daniel: (points to invisible drums) oh I’m just practicing some songs on my cool new drum set!!
Me: um okay…
Ryan: how much were those drums? I want some!
Daniel: There free!
Ryan: Really?
Daniel: Yes
Ryan: where do I get them?
Daniel: Oh you just have to-
me: can we please get back to the interview?
Ryan: oh yeah…
Keith: Okie dokie
George: (Yawn)
Keith: BEER
Emmet: Shhh Keith!
Daniel: I like peanut butter….
Emmet: (falls out of chair) Whoops (gets back in chair)
Daniel: (Starts eating peanut butter)
me: (Moves chair over right next to Ryan) hi!
Ryan: hi!
Me: Okay…. Um RYAN! Is it true you guys once went to the moon and performed a live concert for space?
Ryan: yeah! That was awesome! But it was really cold. Keith started crying cause his beer froze and he couldn’t drink it…he could only lick it but then his tongue got stuck to it…
Me: Fascinating…
Keith: (Cries) it hurt when they got my tongue off… (Cries harder) but I couldn’t drink my beer!
Me: Awe… here! (Tosses Keith a Beer)
Keith: whoa thanks! (Chugs beer)
Me: no prob.
Emmet: can I take you home with me?
Emmet: yeah!
Me: I’m 24
Emmet: yep…that makes things a lot more fun for me!!
Me: um no
Emmet: oh come on!!
Me: NO!!
Emmet: fine!
Me: okay…anyways, back to the concert on the moon!
George: That was fun!!
Daniel: It was Strange
Keith: That was really fun!
Ryan: My microphone floated away but I still managed to sing!
Me: Cool!
Ryan: Yes
Daniel: I like peanut butter
George: (Hugs teddy bear)
Keith: (drinks beer)
Me: Right…um RYAN! What kind of…things… do you like?
Ryan: I like paper and um uh guitars!
Me: uh huh…that’s cool!
Ryan: Yes!
Emmet: so what’s your name?
Me: why?
Emmet: I just want to know! Geez… you need to chill…
Me: My name is Jen X!
Emmet: Okie dokie! (Takes out piece of paper and starts to scribble in it) and where do you live?
Me: Why?
Emmet: I just want to know!
Me: I ain’t going to tell you!
Emmet: fine!
Ryan: Jen X? That’s a cool name
(Ten minutes of silence)
Ryan: (sings to self)
(5 more minutes of silence)
Keith: AHHHHHH!
George: (wakes up) Ah
Ryan: AHHHH
Daniel: AHHHH
Emmet: AH (falls out of chair) whoops (gets back in chair) AHHHHH
Me: AH WHAT ARE YOU ALL SCREAMING ABOUT?
Keith: oh um I just drank all my beer and so I screamed like this AH
(Everyone screams)
me: oh um okay…
Me: Okay well that about wraps up my little interview…
George: Aww already?
Me: Yes…you can all go now except you Ryan!
Ryan: me? Why not?
Me: Cause
Ryan: fine…
Keith: okay see ya
George: yeah bye
Keith: BEER!
Emmet: (pokes Keith) come on man! Its time to go!
Keith: okay!
(They all leave the room)
Ryan and me are left. Alone…in the room
the interview ends here! Okay now go home.
THE END
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This is just a Funny Story I came up with if I got to Interview the guys and trust me this isn’t real nor this would happen and the guys would never act like this ha I know it if they did it would be scary and weird
(Author’s note) Psst come here. Whispers okay I did not actually get to interview Celtic Thunder… as much as I would like to I didn’t…well anyway I did not mean this in ANY way as an insult to Celtic Thunder… its just a funny little thing I wrote at 9 pm at night while I was bored…don’t ask…well anyways here ya go!
Hi people! I was given the honor of interviewing Celtic Thunder yes CELTIC THUNDER!!! (A single clap is heard from audience) I said CELTIC THUNDER!!! (3 people clap this time) (Sigh) oh well…my name is Jen but everybody knows me as Jen X. well here ours interview:
Me: wow…it’s so cool to actually be here to talk to you guys!!
Ryan: ha yeah.
Keith: (drinks Guinness)
Daniel: (Plays imaginary drums)
Emmet: (falls out of chair) Whoops (gets back in chair)
Me: Okay… well let’s get this interview started
Me: so…RYAN!!
Ryan: HUN?? WHAT?? Oh. . Yeah?
Me: What’s your fav food?
Ryan: Well I really like-
Keith: BEER!! BEER IS MY FAV FOOD!! (Chugs Guinness)
Paul: KEITH! BEER ISN'T A FOOD!!!
Keith: oh….
Me: Right… Ryan? You were saying?
Ryan: Hun? Oh yeah um uh I really like Um I don’t know.
Me: (blinks) okay….
Keith: BEER
Emmet: Be Quite!!
Keith: I really like MAC AND CHEESE!! Ha ha YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY BEER DIDN’T YOU?? DIDN’T YOU???
Me: (Stares) chill out man…
Keith: okay!
Emmet: (falls out of chair) Whoops (gets back in chair)
Me: Scary…okay um next question… um this one if for all of you, Have any of you ever saved a kitten from getting hit by a car?
Ryan: no
Keith: Maybe
George: What was the question?
Emmet: No
Daniel: Yeah
(Everyone stares at Daniel)
Me: Really? Care to share?
Daniel: Um sure (starts talking EXTREMELY fast) Well you see this one time I was walking home from school and, and, and I saw this kitten in the street and I ran out and I grabbed it and threw it in the bushes!!
Me: Was a car coming right for it?
Daniel: no.
Me: so you didn’t technically save a kitten from a speeding car
Daniel: but a car could have been coming!!
Me: okay. Whatever you say… NEXT QUESTION!! Um uh RYAN!!!
Ryan: Yeah?
Me: Where do you live??
Ryan: Why?
Me: I just want to know
Ryan: I live in a house
me: Do you live…ALONE?
Ryan: Yeah…why?
Me: NO REASON AT ALL!!! Okay next question…GEORGE!!!
Me: This is the most important question in the entire interview! What did you have for breakfast???
George: What kind of question is that??
Me: Just answer it!
George: Oh…my wife made pancakes.
Me: What was on those pancakes?
George: Butter, syrup
me: Yummy…
George: Yup (drinks beer)
me: now RYAN!!
Ryan: HUH?? What? Oh yeah what?
Emmet: (Falls out of chair) Whoops (Gets back in chair)
Me: Do you like…fortune cookies?
Ryan: Of course!
Me: What are your most fav things to do. While eating fortune cookies
Ryan: Um I like to write lyrics
Me: oh…that’s cool
Ryan: Yup
Keith: BEER
Emmet: Stop saying that
Emmet starts poking Keith
Keith: Starts crying
Emmet: (keeps poking him)
Keith: (stops crying, drinks beer)
Me: Right…
(Several minutes pass)
(Crickets chip)
Keith: BEER
Emmet: (falls out of chair again) whoops (gets back in chair)
Daniel: (Still playing imaginary drums)
Ryan: OOO I KNOW!!!
(Everyone stares at Ryan)
Me: (wakes up) HUH?!? WHAT? Oh… what do you know Ryan?
Ryan: MUFFINS!!!
Me: Hun?
George: MUFFINS?? WHERE??
Ryan: MUFFINS!! My fav food is muffins!!
Me: um okay…
Ryan: I sure do love muffins!
George: oh. I thought you meant…that. Well I just… um. (Drinks beer)
Me: Okay…um DANIEL!
Daniel: (Stops playing imaginary drums) yeah?
Me: um…what are you playing there?
Daniel: (points to invisible drums) oh I’m just practicing some songs on my cool new drum set!!
Me: um okay…
Ryan: how much were those drums? I want some!
Daniel: There free!
Ryan: Really?
Daniel: Yes
Ryan: where do I get them?
Daniel: Oh you just have to-
me: can we please get back to the interview?
Ryan: oh yeah…
Keith: Okie dokie
George: (Yawn)
Keith: BEER
Emmet: Shhh Keith!
Daniel: I like peanut butter….
Emmet: (falls out of chair) Whoops (gets back in chair)
Daniel: (Starts eating peanut butter)
me: (Moves chair over right next to Ryan) hi!
Ryan: hi!
Me: Okay…. Um RYAN! Is it true you guys once went to the moon and performed a live concert for space?
Ryan: yeah! That was awesome! But it was really cold. Keith started crying cause his beer froze and he couldn’t drink it…he could only lick it but then his tongue got stuck to it…
Me: Fascinating…
Keith: (Cries) it hurt when they got my tongue off… (Cries harder) but I couldn’t drink my beer!
Me: Awe… here! (Tosses Keith a Beer)
Keith: whoa thanks! (Chugs beer)
Me: no prob.
Emmet: can I take you home with me?
Emmet: yeah!
Me: I’m 24
Emmet: yep…that makes things a lot more fun for me!!
Me: um no
Emmet: oh come on!!
Me: NO!!
Emmet: fine!
Me: okay…anyways, back to the concert on the moon!
George: That was fun!!
Daniel: It was Strange
Keith: That was really fun!
Ryan: My microphone floated away but I still managed to sing!
Me: Cool!
Ryan: Yes
Daniel: I like peanut butter
George: (Hugs teddy bear)
Keith: (drinks beer)
Me: Right…um RYAN! What kind of…things… do you like?
Ryan: I like paper and um uh guitars!
Me: uh huh…that’s cool!
Ryan: Yes!
Emmet: so what’s your name?
Me: why?
Emmet: I just want to know! Geez… you need to chill…
Me: My name is Jen X!
Emmet: Okie dokie! (Takes out piece of paper and starts to scribble in it) and where do you live?
Me: Why?
Emmet: I just want to know!
Me: I ain’t going to tell you!
Emmet: fine!
Ryan: Jen X? That’s a cool name
(Ten minutes of silence)
Ryan: (sings to self)
(5 more minutes of silence)
Keith: AHHHHHH!
George: (wakes up) Ah
Ryan: AHHHH
Daniel: AHHHH
Emmet: AH (falls out of chair) whoops (gets back in chair) AHHHHH
Me: AH WHAT ARE YOU ALL SCREAMING ABOUT?
Keith: oh um I just drank all my beer and so I screamed like this AH
(Everyone screams)
me: oh um okay…
Me: Okay well that about wraps up my little interview…
George: Aww already?
Me: Yes…you can all go now except you Ryan!
Ryan: me? Why not?
Me: Cause
Ryan: fine…
Keith: okay see ya
George: yeah bye
Keith: BEER!
Emmet: (pokes Keith) come on man! Its time to go!
Keith: okay!
(They all leave the room)
Ryan and me are left. Alone…in the room
the interview ends here! Okay now go home.
THE END
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