Post by Jen on Feb 11, 2012 20:20:59 GMT -5
My Interview with Celtic Thunder Number 2
Hi People! Thanks to popular demand I am back with another interview. But the only
Good time I could get a hold of my buddy’s Celtic Thunder was 3:00 am. Yet oddly enough
They were wide-awake and hanging around the arena in which they were supposed to
Play the next night. When I arrived they were well into a game of hide and seek.
Going (where could they be)?? I guess its what they do to have fun. But oh well. When we
Managed to fine them all, we all got comfy on the stage and started our interview.
Me: Hey Guys!
Ryan: HEY JEN X! So you couldn’t get enough of us, eh
Me: hmm something like that
Keith: (is asleep)
Me: um Keith?
Keith: (snores)
Me: KEITH!!!!
Keith: (wakes up) AH WHAT DO YOU WANT??
Me: Its time for the interview
Keith: oh
George: Where’s my Teddy bear??
Daniel: It’s in your lap silly head!
Keith: HEY! DON’T CALL ME SILLY HEAD!! (Runs at Daniel and stats tickling him)
Daniel: (Trying to protect himself) I DIDN’T MEAN YOU!!
Keith: (stops) oh (smiles) okay then!! (Sits back down and eats a piece of cheese he had with him)
Me: Something’s never change….
Emmet: Why do you say that?
Me: OH no reason (cough) um okay let’s get this interview started.
Emmet: I like that song.
Me: What song?
Emmet: Let’s get this interview started by Pink.
Ryan: um Paul…it’s called let’s get this party started.
Emmet: oh whatever. I still like it.
Me: of course you do
Me: okay now let’s get started…. so um uh (thinks) OH YEAH!!!
Keith: (wakes up) AH WHAT?? WHAT??
Me: stay awake!! (Pokes him with a stick)
Keith: ouchies
Me: okay as I was saying… I heard that you guys recently have turned to fighting crime.
Ryan: not me… I don’t like violence
Me: of course Ryan, of course
Keith: its great craic you know, if someone is committing a crime then I whack him over the head with my guitar.
Daniel: Then I beat him up with drumsticks
George: and I-
Ryan: STOP IT!! TOO MUCH VIOLENCE!! AHHHHHH (Runs off the stage crying into the back row of seats in the arena) (sobs can be heard)
Daniel: way to go silly head!
Keith: DON’T CALL ME SILLY! AH (Runs at him once more and they wrestle while Keith screams don’t call me silly)
George: way to go Emmet!! Thanks a lot for making Ryan cry now what are we going to do?
Emmet: ME?? ME?? IT WAS YOU!!
(George and Emmet shout at each other while the constant screams of Keith about not calling him silly and then the distant sobs of Ryan can be heard) (The arena is filled with noise)
(I finally lose my cool)
Me: (Screams at the top of my lungs) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(Everyone stops fighting/shouting/sobbing)
Me: JESUS!! DO YOU GUYS ALWAYS FIGHT LIKE THAT??
Ryan: (Shouting from back row) no
Me: oh okay.
(Everyone takes their seat again and things start to clam down)
Me: All right then um let’s move on… uh EMMET!!
Emmet: What
Me: How do you do your hair?
Emmet: I have a Stylist do it.
Me: Ohhhh, how much do you pay them?
Emmet: we’re supposed to pay them??? No way am I paying someone to do my hair when I can easily do it.
Me: Um okay then
Me: I recently heard that you guys met a little boy at a studio?
Ryan: Yeah he was such a cutie
Keith: Yup Emmet wanted his jumper it was cute
Me: Yes we know. Okay now um DANIEL
Daniel (Standing on his hands) (Looking at me upside down) yeah
Me: Your face is getting a little red there.
Daniel: yeah I know
(Suddenly a man with a gun and flashlight walks into the arena)
Ryan: AHH (Jumps into Keith’s arms) WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DO YOU WANT?
Man: I’m the security guard. I heard some commotion in here and I came in to check it out
Me: oh okay
Keith: NO YOU AREN'T!!
Security guard: Hun?
Keith: (Chases after him with his guitar) YOU ARE A BURGLAR WHO HAS COME TO TAKE US AWAY AND KEEP US FROM OUR FANS!! AHHHHH
Ryan: KEITH NOOOO!!!
(Keith smacks the security guard over the head with his guitar and the guard passes out cold) (We all gather around him)
Daniel: WAY TO GO SILLY HEAD! NOW WE ARE GOING TO GO TO JAIL CAUSE YOU KILLED HIM!!!
Keith: DON’T CALL ME SILLY YOU YOU YOU MONKEY!!
(Keith and Damian wrestle while I take the guard’s pulse)
Me: Um guys (they continue to fight)
Me: GUYS!!!
(They all stop and stare at me)
Me: He’s still alive just unconscious.
(They all “oh” and sit back down)
Me: Wait doesn’t you see?? We can still go to jail for this!
(The guys start panicking and running around and crashing into each other)
Me: But chill. I can save us all
Emmet: oh can you?? Please share.
Me: all we have to do is dump him on the side of the road chances are he wont even remember who did this to him.
Keith: What if he does remember??
Me: Then we’re in trouble
Keith: WHAT?? YOU CALL THAT A PLAN??
Me: Its better then sitting here waiting for him to wake up!
Keith: oh okay…
(So we load him into the van and we drive for about 2 hours until we are well out of the state)
(Car comes to a stop)
Me: Okay guys
(They all nod knowing what to do)
(We unload the guard out of the car and we throw him into the ditch on the side of the road)
Emmet: (While throwing the man into the ditch) you know guys, there wouldn’t be ditches with out ditch diggers.
George: gee ya think
Emmet: yeah
Me: Okay guys lets go (I drive this time cause I know the way back)
(About an hour later and about 600 verses of Ryan jacobjinglehypersmith later, the car runs out of gas)
Me: aw man
George: bummer
(We all get out of the car)
Keith: (kicks car) WORK YOU YOU YOU YOU (Thinks) THING!!
Emmet: (claps) congrats man you remember your new word,
(We all clap)
Keith: Thank you, thank you
Daniel: hey according to this map (Looks at it closely with flashlight) we can take a short cut though that forest (points to forest)
(We all squint but can’t see it)
Me: um Daniel we can’t see anything cause its too dark
Daniel: oh OH okay (Shines flashlight on trees)
All of us: Ohhhh
(So we head out into the woods and well things are going smoothly until we see all these little stick figures) (When we look more closely at them we realize that they are Celtic thunder logos)
Ryan: (screams) (jumps into George’s arms)
Keith: Whoa this is getting creepy
Me: Wow there must be like 50 stick logos hanging from these trees!
Keith: uh can we please keep moving! DANIEL!!
Daniel: what?
Keith: where does the map say to go next?
Daniel: uh I don’t know
Emmet: Gimme that map! (Snatches map from Daniel)
(Looks at map)
Emmet: Daniel!! THIS IS A McDonald's MENU NOT A MAP!!!
Daniel: oh I was wondering why it smelled like French fries
Me: Thanks Daniel! Now we are lost in a forest with a bunch of stick logos!!
(Suddenly we hear someone scream CELTIC THUNDER!)
(We all scream at the top of our lungs and we run)
(After a good 20 minutes of running we stop and catch our breath)
Emmet: (Gasping for air) this… is… getting…scary
Me: Yeah…
Keith: Whoa… what…is…that?
(We all turn and look at what Keith is pointing to and on the ground was a Celtic Thunder logo made out of the formation of large rocks)
(We all scream once more and run)
We come to a graveyard
Me: What is going on?? This was supposed to be a nice little interview and now we are lost in the woods god knows where!
Ryan: This does suck doesn’t it?
Me: (sigh)
Emmet: Why are there a bunch a sticks and rocks making out the word Celtic Thunder
Me: Um Emmet that’s the name of your group.
Emmet: I’m in a group?? COOL!!
Me: whoa you guys are starting to scare me.
(Suddenly we all hear it again: CELTIC THUNDER!! Only louder this time)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(We all run in different directions)
(Ryan and me ended up running in the same direction. I couldn’t help but smile)
Ryan: What was that?
??
(I listen carefully)
Me: Yeah I hear it.
In the background someone is screaming
Ryan: Sounds like Keith.
Me: Yes
We follow the screams and when we find Keith he is standing there pointing at Paul who is lying on the ground. Bleeding. Keith is just screaming hysterically.
Me: HOLY….
Ryan: Whoa… what happened??
Me: It looks like he ran into the tree, hit his head, and passed out. His head is the only thing bleeding so I’m going to say that is what happened.
Daniel and George finally show up and are freaking out cause of Emmet and all.
We eventually woke Emmet up and he was all right. We then walked together for a while
And then we finally found the road. We walked along it for a good 2 hours until we
Came across a gas station. Everything was fine and peachy and we got back to the
Arena safe and sound. The security guard? We don’t know what happened to him
And we don’t care. So we all got comfy on the stage once more and we continued to interview.
Me: Okay next question.
Keith: (Sings The Island to self)
Me: George, what is your fav food?
George: Beer
Me: Right
Me: Keith?
Keith: Steak
Me: Okay Then
Me: Ryan?
Ryan: Muffins
Me: uh Hun…
Me: Daniel?
Daniel: Drums
Me: I said fav food
Daniel: Drums
Me: Right
Me: Emmet?
Emmet: Sgetti.
Me: Spaghetti?
Emmet: Sgetti.
Me: Okay then.
Emmet: (Falls out of chair) Whoops (gets back in chair)
Me: Oh god Emmet don’t start that again!!
Well I know this interview wasn’t as good as the last one but I can’t help it. I plan to
Write one more. I interview Celtic Thunder while we all spend one night in a haunted house.
Okay well once again I did not mean this as an insult to Celtic Thunder. I love
Them dearly and if they take this offensively then they don’t have a sense of humor.
Okay dokie. Bye and stay tuned for my next interview.
Hi People! Thanks to popular demand I am back with another interview. But the only
Good time I could get a hold of my buddy’s Celtic Thunder was 3:00 am. Yet oddly enough
They were wide-awake and hanging around the arena in which they were supposed to
Play the next night. When I arrived they were well into a game of hide and seek.
Going (where could they be)?? I guess its what they do to have fun. But oh well. When we
Managed to fine them all, we all got comfy on the stage and started our interview.
Me: Hey Guys!
Ryan: HEY JEN X! So you couldn’t get enough of us, eh
Me: hmm something like that
Keith: (is asleep)
Me: um Keith?
Keith: (snores)
Me: KEITH!!!!
Keith: (wakes up) AH WHAT DO YOU WANT??
Me: Its time for the interview
Keith: oh
George: Where’s my Teddy bear??
Daniel: It’s in your lap silly head!
Keith: HEY! DON’T CALL ME SILLY HEAD!! (Runs at Daniel and stats tickling him)
Daniel: (Trying to protect himself) I DIDN’T MEAN YOU!!
Keith: (stops) oh (smiles) okay then!! (Sits back down and eats a piece of cheese he had with him)
Me: Something’s never change….
Emmet: Why do you say that?
Me: OH no reason (cough) um okay let’s get this interview started.
Emmet: I like that song.
Me: What song?
Emmet: Let’s get this interview started by Pink.
Ryan: um Paul…it’s called let’s get this party started.
Emmet: oh whatever. I still like it.
Me: of course you do
Me: okay now let’s get started…. so um uh (thinks) OH YEAH!!!
Keith: (wakes up) AH WHAT?? WHAT??
Me: stay awake!! (Pokes him with a stick)
Keith: ouchies
Me: okay as I was saying… I heard that you guys recently have turned to fighting crime.
Ryan: not me… I don’t like violence
Me: of course Ryan, of course
Keith: its great craic you know, if someone is committing a crime then I whack him over the head with my guitar.
Daniel: Then I beat him up with drumsticks
George: and I-
Ryan: STOP IT!! TOO MUCH VIOLENCE!! AHHHHHH (Runs off the stage crying into the back row of seats in the arena) (sobs can be heard)
Daniel: way to go silly head!
Keith: DON’T CALL ME SILLY! AH (Runs at him once more and they wrestle while Keith screams don’t call me silly)
George: way to go Emmet!! Thanks a lot for making Ryan cry now what are we going to do?
Emmet: ME?? ME?? IT WAS YOU!!
(George and Emmet shout at each other while the constant screams of Keith about not calling him silly and then the distant sobs of Ryan can be heard) (The arena is filled with noise)
(I finally lose my cool)
Me: (Screams at the top of my lungs) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(Everyone stops fighting/shouting/sobbing)
Me: JESUS!! DO YOU GUYS ALWAYS FIGHT LIKE THAT??
Ryan: (Shouting from back row) no
Me: oh okay.
(Everyone takes their seat again and things start to clam down)
Me: All right then um let’s move on… uh EMMET!!
Emmet: What
Me: How do you do your hair?
Emmet: I have a Stylist do it.
Me: Ohhhh, how much do you pay them?
Emmet: we’re supposed to pay them??? No way am I paying someone to do my hair when I can easily do it.
Me: Um okay then
Me: I recently heard that you guys met a little boy at a studio?
Ryan: Yeah he was such a cutie
Keith: Yup Emmet wanted his jumper it was cute
Me: Yes we know. Okay now um DANIEL
Daniel (Standing on his hands) (Looking at me upside down) yeah
Me: Your face is getting a little red there.
Daniel: yeah I know
(Suddenly a man with a gun and flashlight walks into the arena)
Ryan: AHH (Jumps into Keith’s arms) WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DO YOU WANT?
Man: I’m the security guard. I heard some commotion in here and I came in to check it out
Me: oh okay
Keith: NO YOU AREN'T!!
Security guard: Hun?
Keith: (Chases after him with his guitar) YOU ARE A BURGLAR WHO HAS COME TO TAKE US AWAY AND KEEP US FROM OUR FANS!! AHHHHH
Ryan: KEITH NOOOO!!!
(Keith smacks the security guard over the head with his guitar and the guard passes out cold) (We all gather around him)
Daniel: WAY TO GO SILLY HEAD! NOW WE ARE GOING TO GO TO JAIL CAUSE YOU KILLED HIM!!!
Keith: DON’T CALL ME SILLY YOU YOU YOU MONKEY!!
(Keith and Damian wrestle while I take the guard’s pulse)
Me: Um guys (they continue to fight)
Me: GUYS!!!
(They all stop and stare at me)
Me: He’s still alive just unconscious.
(They all “oh” and sit back down)
Me: Wait doesn’t you see?? We can still go to jail for this!
(The guys start panicking and running around and crashing into each other)
Me: But chill. I can save us all
Emmet: oh can you?? Please share.
Me: all we have to do is dump him on the side of the road chances are he wont even remember who did this to him.
Keith: What if he does remember??
Me: Then we’re in trouble
Keith: WHAT?? YOU CALL THAT A PLAN??
Me: Its better then sitting here waiting for him to wake up!
Keith: oh okay…
(So we load him into the van and we drive for about 2 hours until we are well out of the state)
(Car comes to a stop)
Me: Okay guys
(They all nod knowing what to do)
(We unload the guard out of the car and we throw him into the ditch on the side of the road)
Emmet: (While throwing the man into the ditch) you know guys, there wouldn’t be ditches with out ditch diggers.
George: gee ya think
Emmet: yeah
Me: Okay guys lets go (I drive this time cause I know the way back)
(About an hour later and about 600 verses of Ryan jacobjinglehypersmith later, the car runs out of gas)
Me: aw man
George: bummer
(We all get out of the car)
Keith: (kicks car) WORK YOU YOU YOU YOU (Thinks) THING!!
Emmet: (claps) congrats man you remember your new word,
(We all clap)
Keith: Thank you, thank you
Daniel: hey according to this map (Looks at it closely with flashlight) we can take a short cut though that forest (points to forest)
(We all squint but can’t see it)
Me: um Daniel we can’t see anything cause its too dark
Daniel: oh OH okay (Shines flashlight on trees)
All of us: Ohhhh
(So we head out into the woods and well things are going smoothly until we see all these little stick figures) (When we look more closely at them we realize that they are Celtic thunder logos)
Ryan: (screams) (jumps into George’s arms)
Keith: Whoa this is getting creepy
Me: Wow there must be like 50 stick logos hanging from these trees!
Keith: uh can we please keep moving! DANIEL!!
Daniel: what?
Keith: where does the map say to go next?
Daniel: uh I don’t know
Emmet: Gimme that map! (Snatches map from Daniel)
(Looks at map)
Emmet: Daniel!! THIS IS A McDonald's MENU NOT A MAP!!!
Daniel: oh I was wondering why it smelled like French fries
Me: Thanks Daniel! Now we are lost in a forest with a bunch of stick logos!!
(Suddenly we hear someone scream CELTIC THUNDER!)
(We all scream at the top of our lungs and we run)
(After a good 20 minutes of running we stop and catch our breath)
Emmet: (Gasping for air) this… is… getting…scary
Me: Yeah…
Keith: Whoa… what…is…that?
(We all turn and look at what Keith is pointing to and on the ground was a Celtic Thunder logo made out of the formation of large rocks)
(We all scream once more and run)
We come to a graveyard
Me: What is going on?? This was supposed to be a nice little interview and now we are lost in the woods god knows where!
Ryan: This does suck doesn’t it?
Me: (sigh)
Emmet: Why are there a bunch a sticks and rocks making out the word Celtic Thunder
Me: Um Emmet that’s the name of your group.
Emmet: I’m in a group?? COOL!!
Me: whoa you guys are starting to scare me.
(Suddenly we all hear it again: CELTIC THUNDER!! Only louder this time)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(We all run in different directions)
(Ryan and me ended up running in the same direction. I couldn’t help but smile)
Ryan: What was that?
??(I listen carefully)
Me: Yeah I hear it.
In the background someone is screaming
Ryan: Sounds like Keith.
Me: Yes
We follow the screams and when we find Keith he is standing there pointing at Paul who is lying on the ground. Bleeding. Keith is just screaming hysterically.
Me: HOLY….
Ryan: Whoa… what happened??
Me: It looks like he ran into the tree, hit his head, and passed out. His head is the only thing bleeding so I’m going to say that is what happened.
Daniel and George finally show up and are freaking out cause of Emmet and all.
We eventually woke Emmet up and he was all right. We then walked together for a while
And then we finally found the road. We walked along it for a good 2 hours until we
Came across a gas station. Everything was fine and peachy and we got back to the
Arena safe and sound. The security guard? We don’t know what happened to him
And we don’t care. So we all got comfy on the stage once more and we continued to interview.
Me: Okay next question.
Keith: (Sings The Island to self)
Me: George, what is your fav food?
George: Beer
Me: Right
Me: Keith?
Keith: Steak
Me: Okay Then
Me: Ryan?
Ryan: Muffins
Me: uh Hun…
Me: Daniel?
Daniel: Drums
Me: I said fav food
Daniel: Drums
Me: Right
Me: Emmet?
Emmet: Sgetti.
Me: Spaghetti?
Emmet: Sgetti.
Me: Okay then.
Emmet: (Falls out of chair) Whoops (gets back in chair)
Me: Oh god Emmet don’t start that again!!
Well I know this interview wasn’t as good as the last one but I can’t help it. I plan to
Write one more. I interview Celtic Thunder while we all spend one night in a haunted house.
Okay well once again I did not mean this as an insult to Celtic Thunder. I love
Them dearly and if they take this offensively then they don’t have a sense of humor.
Okay dokie. Bye and stay tuned for my next interview.
