Post by Jen on Feb 11, 2012 22:22:17 GMT -5
My Interview with Celtic Thunder Part 3
Me: (Sitting alone in an old house in the middle of no where at 11:00 p.m.) All right lets just get this interview going before some ghost shows up or something.
(The door swings open and the guy’s march in and making alot of noise)
Me: (Screams) AH JESUS YOU GUYS SCARED ME!!
George: (Takes a sip of beer) oh sorry Jenny.
Me: Jen
George: JENNY!!
Me: JEN
(George and me start play fighting until Daniel comes up and separates us)
Daniel: Okay GEORGE!! Enough, now you sit in THAT (points) corner and think about what you did!! NOW AS FOR YOU JENNY!! YO-
Me: JEN!!
George: WHATEVER!!
Ryan: STOP FIGHTING!! Its bad enough that we are having this interview in this creepy old house AND to make things worst I have the heeby jeebies cause this place is scary! BUT Jenny wh-
Me: JEN is it so hard to say gosh
Ryan: oh all right. Anyways, Jen why are we having this interview in this creepy old house???
Me: this is my grandmother’s one-of-a-kind-18th-century-victorianhome!! She no longer lives here cause well… she’s DEAD!
Keith: (Screams) AH! Great now I have the heeby jeebies! Thanks a lot Ryan!!
Ryan: what did I do??
Keith: you gave me the heeby jeebies!!
Ryan: (yells) THE HEEBY JEEBIES ARNT CONTAGIOUS!!
Keith: YEAH THEY ARE!!
(Ryan and Keith start wrestling)
Me: Actually the heeby jeebies are a fictional disease.
(Ryan and Keith stop wrestling)
Keith: What does that mean?
Me: it means that they don’t exist.
Everyone: oh
Ryan: so why are we here?
Me: oh yeah, um well I thought it’d be fun since this house was haunted!
(Lighting suddenly flashes outside at the world (haunted) and then spooky Scooby doo music plays)
Ryan: Jinkies…
Emmet: this sounds like another groovy spooky mystery!
(Everyone looks at Emmet)
Keith: Dude, Groovy???
George: spooky??
Me: Mystery?? It’s just my grandma’s house! There isn’t any mystery cuz we already know its haunted!!
(Another lighting bolt strikes outside at the word (haunted) and then spooky Scooby doo music plays again)
Ryan: Jinkies…
Me: will you please stop that!!
Ryan: what??
Me: never mind! Okay let’s just go up to the bedroom and we can start this interview!!
(We all walk up the dusty stairs and we almost trip because it has gotten dark outside and the house has no electricity)
(We finally arrive in the main bedroom, which used to be my grandma’s room. in the room are some lit candles and in the center of the room, on the floor, is a Ouija board).
George: hey what is this?? I thought you were just going to interview us!
Me: I am!! But I wanted to see if we could contact my grandma!!
George: oh I guess that’s fine
Ryan: Fine just fine
Daniel: fine, fine
Emmet: fine just peachy fine
Keith: BEER! Oops I mean just fine just fine
Me: Fine
(So we all sit down around the Ouija board and I decide to interview them first)
Me: all right…Um…Keith!! Who do you want to be Prez??
(The Ouija pointer thingy moves on the board and spells out (BEER). We all jump back in fear except for Keith)
Keith: (laughs) guys chill!
Ryan: KEITH! Are you using your telepathic powers to move the Ouija pointer thingy again??
Keith: yes
Me: Keith you have telepathic powers??
Keith: yes
Me: interesting….
Me: so once again Keith who do you want for Prez??
(The Ouija pointer thing moves once more and spells out (beer)
Me: Keith, uh beer ain’t running for Prez.
Keith: it should!! I would vote for it cuz I love you Mr. Beer! (Takes beer can out of pants pocket and cradles it in arms) yes I love you yes I do!!
Me: scary… okay next Um RYAN!!
Ryan: WHAT?? Stop scaring me like that!! This place gives me the heeby jeebies and it is now you are making me think its Haunted!!
(Flash of lighting cracks through the sky at the word (Haunted) and we all scream. Then spooky Scooby doo music plays)
Me: Jinkies… (Smacks Ryan) Thanks a lot Ryan!! Now you got me doing it too!!
Ryan: Jinkies…someone doesn’t like Scooby doo!
Me: lets just move on. Okay as I was saying…Ryan… what is your fav thing to do during the day??
Ryan: well I-
(Suddenly there is a bright flash of lighting then a loud crack of thunder following it)
(Everyone screams except Emmet)
Me: Emmet??
(No reply)
Keith: Yo Emmet you all right??
(Still no reply)
(Once everyone’s eyes had adjusted to the darkness they realized that Emmet was gone)
Me: EMMET’S GONE!!!
(Everyone screams) (Spooky Scooby doo music plays)
Ryan: Jink-
Me: (Smacks him upside the head) don’t even think about it
Ryan: ALRIGHTY
We decided to split up and look for Emmet. I was on my own. I wondered though the house until I came into my grandma’s toy room where she kept the toys for her wonderful grandchildren, which included you’res truly. I heard small mumbles coming from inside the room and I quickly opened the door to find that Paul had been telling ghost stories to all the stuffed animals.
Me: come on we have been looking everywhere for you.
Emmet: no! I want to finish the story!!
Me: NO!! Some other time
Emmet: oh alright
We all meet back in my grandma’s room and the interview continues
Me: lets just play with the Ouija board now
They all say all right and we start the game
Me: okay we must ask it something!
George: I got one! Does tomorrow bring danger???
Me: well that’s kind of stupid!
George: Shhh!
We all watch as suddenly the Ouija pointer thingy points to yes and then it spelled out (Sunburn)
George: SUNBURN?? That isn’t dangerous!
Ouija board spells out: no just painful BEER
Everyone: KEITH!!
Keith: sorry! I couldn’t resist…
(Suddenly we all hear a crash downstairs)
Ryan: what was that??? (Trembling)
Me: I don’t know. Lets go look
(So we all go downstairs and are shocked to see…
Me: TELETUBBIES!!!!
Everyone: (Screams from shear terror)
Ryan: oh the humidity!
Keith: THE HORROR!! THE HORROR!!
(The teletubbies all run off into separate rooms and we are left scared and alone)
Me: oh my god… I never thought I would see something so…terrifying
Ryan: we have to get them out of here… before we die from shear terror
Emmet: you’re right! But how
Keith: (raises hand) um question
Me: what?
Keith: what if those were ghost teletubbies? I mean if they are then we cant hurt them or get rid of them or anything!
Emmet: what makes you think they were ghosts?
Keith: well Jenny-
Me: Jen
Keith: right well she said this place is Haun-
Me: DONT SAY IT!!
Keith: why not??
Me: cuz then lighting will strike outside, spooky Scooby doo music will play, then someone will say Jinkies!
Keith: oh…so you don’t want me to say (haunted)?
(Lighting strikes outside, spooky Scooby doo music plays)
Me: AHHHHHHHH
Keith: Jinkies (laughs)
Emmet: (raises hand) uh question
Ryan: what?
Emmet: can I be Velma
Keith: I believe it was Thelma
Me: no it was belma
Keith: nuh uh THELMA!!
Me: BELMA!!
Emmet: VELMAAAA!!
Ryan: oh dear….
(While we are in the living room, fighting, the teletubbies suddenly come dancing into the room and singing Bye, bye bye) we all fall to our knees screaming make the awful music stop
Me: AHHHHH STOP THE INSANITY!!
Keith: OH GOD HELP US!!
Ryan: STOP THE DANCING!! OH GOD THE DANCING (stars crying)
Emmet: AH STOP!! STOP!! (Stars crying as well)
Daniel: AHHHH I cant take it
George: THE HORROR! THE HORR- (Passes out)
(the teletubbies then switch to singing its gonna be me)
Me: (covering ears) WHAT IS WITH THE NSYNC MUSIC?? AH
Daniel: I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!! (Runs over and grabs a chair, runs over to Tinky Winky and bashes his head in with the chair. Purple stuff oozes from its crack head) hey what the…
(We all look closer and realize that Twinkie Winky was in fact someone in a costume) (While we are looking someone knocks us out)
(Several hours later but its still night)
Me: what the… (Wakes up to see that they are all tied up and standing in front of them are the Teletubbies but Twinky Winky is missing, they notice him lying dead in the corner of the room)
Ryan: why are you doing this?
(The teletubbies take off their teletubbies head mask things and revealing to us that it was really…
Me: NSYNC!!
Everyone: (screams from shear terror)
Ryan: oh the humidity!
Keith: THE HORROR!! THE HORROR!!
George: (crying) oh. My. God
Me: why??? WHY!
Lance: cuz you killed our leader!
Me: Twinky Winky??
Chris: YEAH!!
Lance: (cries) you killed Justin!!
Me: you should be thanking us
Chris: NO!! We have tied you up in cause you guys play icky music
Daniel: ICKY?? God you guys are really dumb
Chris: you silly Irish man! We are!! Isn’t it obvious!!
Everyone: yeah
Ryan: weird freaks?? We are helping these kids!!
Lance: whatever now we are going to kill you cuz you all make icky music!!
(Suddenly the backstreet boys come crashing into the room)
BSB: ha ha we meet again Nsync!
Nsync: (gasp) BACKSTREET BOYS!!
BSB: THAT’S RIGHT!!
Ryan: can this possibly couldn’t get any dumber.
(SUDDENLY new kids on the block come crashing into the room as well)
Ryan: I stand corrected…
New Kids on the block: YOU ARE ALL GONNA DIE!!
I suddenly realize that we are tied up with Twizzlers candy so I eat my way out and I untie the others.
Me: I DON’T THINK SO!!
We all start beating the crap outta BSB Nsync and New Kids on the Block.
The Boy bands: AHH STOP HITTING US SO HARD!!
Keith: (just as he is kicking Zack in the head) TAKE THAT YOU LONG HAIRED GIRLIE BOY!!
We finish them off and we put them out in the barn that is behind my grandma’s house. We lock them inside and then set it on fire! HAHAHHAHAH DIE BOY BANDS DIE
THE END
(Laughs) wouldn’t it be nice to just get rid of them all??
Me: (Sitting alone in an old house in the middle of no where at 11:00 p.m.) All right lets just get this interview going before some ghost shows up or something.
(The door swings open and the guy’s march in and making alot of noise)
Me: (Screams) AH JESUS YOU GUYS SCARED ME!!
George: (Takes a sip of beer) oh sorry Jenny.
Me: Jen
George: JENNY!!
Me: JEN
(George and me start play fighting until Daniel comes up and separates us)
Daniel: Okay GEORGE!! Enough, now you sit in THAT (points) corner and think about what you did!! NOW AS FOR YOU JENNY!! YO-
Me: JEN!!
George: WHATEVER!!
Ryan: STOP FIGHTING!! Its bad enough that we are having this interview in this creepy old house AND to make things worst I have the heeby jeebies cause this place is scary! BUT Jenny wh-
Me: JEN is it so hard to say gosh
Ryan: oh all right. Anyways, Jen why are we having this interview in this creepy old house???
Me: this is my grandmother’s one-of-a-kind-18th-century-victorianhome!! She no longer lives here cause well… she’s DEAD!
Keith: (Screams) AH! Great now I have the heeby jeebies! Thanks a lot Ryan!!
Ryan: what did I do??
Keith: you gave me the heeby jeebies!!
Ryan: (yells) THE HEEBY JEEBIES ARNT CONTAGIOUS!!
Keith: YEAH THEY ARE!!
(Ryan and Keith start wrestling)
Me: Actually the heeby jeebies are a fictional disease.
(Ryan and Keith stop wrestling)
Keith: What does that mean?
Me: it means that they don’t exist.
Everyone: oh
Ryan: so why are we here?
Me: oh yeah, um well I thought it’d be fun since this house was haunted!
(Lighting suddenly flashes outside at the world (haunted) and then spooky Scooby doo music plays)
Ryan: Jinkies…
Emmet: this sounds like another groovy spooky mystery!
(Everyone looks at Emmet)
Keith: Dude, Groovy???
George: spooky??
Me: Mystery?? It’s just my grandma’s house! There isn’t any mystery cuz we already know its haunted!!
(Another lighting bolt strikes outside at the word (haunted) and then spooky Scooby doo music plays again)
Ryan: Jinkies…
Me: will you please stop that!!
Ryan: what??
Me: never mind! Okay let’s just go up to the bedroom and we can start this interview!!
(We all walk up the dusty stairs and we almost trip because it has gotten dark outside and the house has no electricity)
(We finally arrive in the main bedroom, which used to be my grandma’s room. in the room are some lit candles and in the center of the room, on the floor, is a Ouija board).
George: hey what is this?? I thought you were just going to interview us!
Me: I am!! But I wanted to see if we could contact my grandma!!
George: oh I guess that’s fine
Ryan: Fine just fine
Daniel: fine, fine
Emmet: fine just peachy fine
Keith: BEER! Oops I mean just fine just fine
Me: Fine
(So we all sit down around the Ouija board and I decide to interview them first)
Me: all right…Um…Keith!! Who do you want to be Prez??
(The Ouija pointer thingy moves on the board and spells out (BEER). We all jump back in fear except for Keith)
Keith: (laughs) guys chill!
Ryan: KEITH! Are you using your telepathic powers to move the Ouija pointer thingy again??
Keith: yes
Me: Keith you have telepathic powers??
Keith: yes
Me: interesting….
Me: so once again Keith who do you want for Prez??
(The Ouija pointer thing moves once more and spells out (beer)
Me: Keith, uh beer ain’t running for Prez.
Keith: it should!! I would vote for it cuz I love you Mr. Beer! (Takes beer can out of pants pocket and cradles it in arms) yes I love you yes I do!!
Me: scary… okay next Um RYAN!!
Ryan: WHAT?? Stop scaring me like that!! This place gives me the heeby jeebies and it is now you are making me think its Haunted!!
(Flash of lighting cracks through the sky at the word (Haunted) and we all scream. Then spooky Scooby doo music plays)
Me: Jinkies… (Smacks Ryan) Thanks a lot Ryan!! Now you got me doing it too!!
Ryan: Jinkies…someone doesn’t like Scooby doo!
Me: lets just move on. Okay as I was saying…Ryan… what is your fav thing to do during the day??
Ryan: well I-
(Suddenly there is a bright flash of lighting then a loud crack of thunder following it)
(Everyone screams except Emmet)
Me: Emmet??
(No reply)
Keith: Yo Emmet you all right??
(Still no reply)
(Once everyone’s eyes had adjusted to the darkness they realized that Emmet was gone)
Me: EMMET’S GONE!!!
(Everyone screams) (Spooky Scooby doo music plays)
Ryan: Jink-
Me: (Smacks him upside the head) don’t even think about it
Ryan: ALRIGHTY
We decided to split up and look for Emmet. I was on my own. I wondered though the house until I came into my grandma’s toy room where she kept the toys for her wonderful grandchildren, which included you’res truly. I heard small mumbles coming from inside the room and I quickly opened the door to find that Paul had been telling ghost stories to all the stuffed animals.
Me: come on we have been looking everywhere for you.
Emmet: no! I want to finish the story!!
Me: NO!! Some other time
Emmet: oh alright
We all meet back in my grandma’s room and the interview continues
Me: lets just play with the Ouija board now
They all say all right and we start the game
Me: okay we must ask it something!
George: I got one! Does tomorrow bring danger???
Me: well that’s kind of stupid!
George: Shhh!
We all watch as suddenly the Ouija pointer thingy points to yes and then it spelled out (Sunburn)
George: SUNBURN?? That isn’t dangerous!
Ouija board spells out: no just painful BEER
Everyone: KEITH!!
Keith: sorry! I couldn’t resist…
(Suddenly we all hear a crash downstairs)
Ryan: what was that??? (Trembling)
Me: I don’t know. Lets go look
(So we all go downstairs and are shocked to see…
Me: TELETUBBIES!!!!
Everyone: (Screams from shear terror)
Ryan: oh the humidity!
Keith: THE HORROR!! THE HORROR!!
(The teletubbies all run off into separate rooms and we are left scared and alone)
Me: oh my god… I never thought I would see something so…terrifying
Ryan: we have to get them out of here… before we die from shear terror
Emmet: you’re right! But how
Keith: (raises hand) um question
Me: what?
Keith: what if those were ghost teletubbies? I mean if they are then we cant hurt them or get rid of them or anything!
Emmet: what makes you think they were ghosts?
Keith: well Jenny-
Me: Jen
Keith: right well she said this place is Haun-
Me: DONT SAY IT!!
Keith: why not??
Me: cuz then lighting will strike outside, spooky Scooby doo music will play, then someone will say Jinkies!
Keith: oh…so you don’t want me to say (haunted)?
(Lighting strikes outside, spooky Scooby doo music plays)
Me: AHHHHHHHH
Keith: Jinkies (laughs)
Emmet: (raises hand) uh question
Ryan: what?
Emmet: can I be Velma
Keith: I believe it was Thelma
Me: no it was belma
Keith: nuh uh THELMA!!
Me: BELMA!!
Emmet: VELMAAAA!!
Ryan: oh dear….
(While we are in the living room, fighting, the teletubbies suddenly come dancing into the room and singing Bye, bye bye) we all fall to our knees screaming make the awful music stop
Me: AHHHHH STOP THE INSANITY!!
Keith: OH GOD HELP US!!
Ryan: STOP THE DANCING!! OH GOD THE DANCING (stars crying)
Emmet: AH STOP!! STOP!! (Stars crying as well)
Daniel: AHHHH I cant take it
George: THE HORROR! THE HORR- (Passes out)
(the teletubbies then switch to singing its gonna be me)
Me: (covering ears) WHAT IS WITH THE NSYNC MUSIC?? AH
Daniel: I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!! (Runs over and grabs a chair, runs over to Tinky Winky and bashes his head in with the chair. Purple stuff oozes from its crack head) hey what the…
(We all look closer and realize that Twinkie Winky was in fact someone in a costume) (While we are looking someone knocks us out)
(Several hours later but its still night)
Me: what the… (Wakes up to see that they are all tied up and standing in front of them are the Teletubbies but Twinky Winky is missing, they notice him lying dead in the corner of the room)
Ryan: why are you doing this?
(The teletubbies take off their teletubbies head mask things and revealing to us that it was really…
Me: NSYNC!!
Everyone: (screams from shear terror)
Ryan: oh the humidity!
Keith: THE HORROR!! THE HORROR!!
George: (crying) oh. My. God
Me: why??? WHY!
Lance: cuz you killed our leader!
Me: Twinky Winky??
Chris: YEAH!!
Lance: (cries) you killed Justin!!
Me: you should be thanking us
Chris: NO!! We have tied you up in cause you guys play icky music
Daniel: ICKY?? God you guys are really dumb
Chris: you silly Irish man! We are!! Isn’t it obvious!!
Everyone: yeah
Ryan: weird freaks?? We are helping these kids!!
Lance: whatever now we are going to kill you cuz you all make icky music!!
(Suddenly the backstreet boys come crashing into the room)
BSB: ha ha we meet again Nsync!
Nsync: (gasp) BACKSTREET BOYS!!
BSB: THAT’S RIGHT!!
Ryan: can this possibly couldn’t get any dumber.
(SUDDENLY new kids on the block come crashing into the room as well)
Ryan: I stand corrected…
New Kids on the block: YOU ARE ALL GONNA DIE!!
I suddenly realize that we are tied up with Twizzlers candy so I eat my way out and I untie the others.
Me: I DON’T THINK SO!!
We all start beating the crap outta BSB Nsync and New Kids on the Block.
The Boy bands: AHH STOP HITTING US SO HARD!!
Keith: (just as he is kicking Zack in the head) TAKE THAT YOU LONG HAIRED GIRLIE BOY!!
We finish them off and we put them out in the barn that is behind my grandma’s house. We lock them inside and then set it on fire! HAHAHHAHAH DIE BOY BANDS DIE
THE END
(Laughs) wouldn’t it be nice to just get rid of them all??
